Bischoff blasts Raw and takes shots at Vince, HHH and Jeff Hardy

Babe_Ruth

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Eric Bischoff posted a a blog entry on his official website, EricBischoff.com, giving his thoughts on Monday Night Raw this past week.

* "Triple H's entrance is weak, old and so tired I went to go floss my teeth when it started. He looks like a Lhasa Apso genetic experiment gone bad. Get him some new music for Gods sake, and a hair-cut. One word describes HHH’s character: dated."

* "The VKM announcement of the new GM tease was weak at best…is it me or are Vince’s ears gaining size on his head? The VKM revelation that he "sold RAW" was lame. When you start out a story line with a premise that is completely unbelievable, should it be a surprise that the audiences gags on it? Trump isn't good in this role and is too forced. My guess is that Trump will bring in Ric to handle day-to-day duties on his behalf, and at least give fans something to get excited about for a while."

* "Golddust and Hornswaggle? Too f'n goofy for comment. And Miz, make me believe. Because right now I don't."

* "CM Punk was the best interview I heard all night. He's believable, his in ring work is great, and he’s comfortable in his character. Props on the respect for Masawa. Can't say enough good things about him. Matt Hardy's mic skills are marginal in this interview. Unless he was just having an off night, his interview skills reached a plateau a few years ago."

* "WTF is Jeff Hardy’s character supposed to be? He looks like Papa Shango after a Lap-Band procedure, and doesn’t look he could crack an egg. Enjoyed watching Edge, but the match was a bit too much of a spot fest for my liking, although I recognize some people enjoy that type of match. Did I mention that I hate 3 ways, 4 ways?"

* "The main event just bored me. 3 ways, 4 ways, 10 ways are just cheap ways to camouflage the lack of story and issues between the performers. I am the first one to defend writers/producers who are challenged to come up with fresh ideas for the same pool of talent week after week, but there is a consistent pattern in WWE story telling that just leaves me feeling flat."
Pretty harsh words from Bicshoff, but I agree with most of the things he said in his blog. The show was pretty bad, and some of the storylines are just ridiculous.
 

Babe_Ruth

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No he definitely won't be, but I wish he would come back to the WWE. I am sure he would be able to bring some interesting storylines. He's done it for many years and he's been very successful at it.
 

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"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm back and I'm better then ever...
I've a knack... for making things better"

I was hoping that I'd be hearing that but guess I wont be.
 

Babe_Ruth

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I don't think Triple H is all that stale, but it's not his fault that he's like that. He follows what the writers ask him to do. We all know that the writers stink today, and the WWE needs new writers and new ideas.
 
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* "Triple H's entrance is weak, old and so tired I went to go floss my teeth when it started. He looks like a Lhasa Apso genetic experiment gone bad. Get him some new music for Gods sake, and a hair-cut.
He lost me with saying Triple H should get a haircut. When Y2J and Christan got one it felt like they lost something. I dunno if it's just me, but I like wrestlers with long hair. If Edge or Triple H ever cut their hair something inside of me will die.

For everything else: everybody's a critic. =D
 

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"Hi, I'm Eric Bischoff and I'm a bitter, impotent man who has nothing left to do with his life. Oh yeah and nobody likes me."
 

Millz

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He lost me with saying Triple H should get a haircut. When Y2J and Christan got one it felt like they lost something. I dunno if it's just me, but I like wrestlers with long hair. If Edge or Triple H ever cut their hair something inside of me will die.

For everything else: everybody's a critic. =D
They lost something alright...their terrible hair styles! :lol:

Sometimes it just good to look different after awhile...its a facad. You seem different but you really arent...it sometimes works.

"Hi, I'm Eric Bischoff and I'm a bitter, impotent man who has nothing left to do with his life. Oh yeah and nobody likes me."
I'm happy he still watches...there are alot of people who respect his opinion considering his past business in pro wrestling.
 
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