Biblical Humor

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  1. Boredie

    Boredie In need of Entertainment

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    Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

    A. Ruthless.

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    Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

    A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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    Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

    A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a Little prophet.

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    Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
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    A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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    Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in in Eden ?

    A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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    Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

    A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
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    Q. Which area of Palestine
    was especially wealthy?
    A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.
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    Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

    A. David He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
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    Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

    A. Joshua, son of Nun.
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    Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?

    A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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    PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?

    Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . 'He-brews'
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  2. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    Who's the shortest man in the Bible?

    Bildad, the Shuhite.
     
  3. dDave

    dDave Guardian of the Light V.I.P.

    Written by Moses.
     
  4. Stegosaurus

    Stegosaurus Registered Member

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