Better than a Flu Shot

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by MAgnum9987, Nov 15, 2009.

  1. MAgnum9987

    MAgnum9987 Do What Thou Wilt

    Better than a Flu Shot!
    Miss Beatrice ,
    The church organist,
    Was in her eighties
    And had never been married. She was
    admired for her sweetness
    And kindness to all.

    One afternoon the pastor
    Came to call on her and she showed him
    into her quaint sitting room.
    She invited him to have a seat while
    she prepared tea...
    As he sat facing her old Hammond
    organ,
    The young minister
    Noticed a cut glass
    bowl Sitting on top of it.
    The bowl was filled
    With water, and in the
    water
    Floated, of all things, a
    condom!

    When she returned
    With tea and
    scones,
    They began to chat.
    The pastor tried to stifle his
    curiosity
    About the bowl of water and its
    strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
    resist.
    ' Miss Beatrice ', he said,
    'I wonder if you would tell me about
    this?'
    Pointing to the bowl.

    'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
    wonderful?
    I was walking through
    The Park a few months ago
    And I found this little package on the
    ground.

    The directions said
    To place it on the organ,
    Keep it wet and that it would prevent
    the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.

    If you don't send
    this
    To five GOOD
    friends
    Right away
    There will be
    Five fewer people
    Smiling in the
    world.
     

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