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ExpectantlyIronic

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The title says it all, and so much more.
 

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown adult and a little baby.
 

Chaos

Epic Gamer
V.I.P.
My momma was a cola can and my daddy was a sammich.
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
Walking around town yesterday, and I bumped into a mind flayer.

He then proceeded to flay my mind. He flayed that shit.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
.egnarts os s'tahT .backwards words your write you did why, Elidicious

So I bought a ticket for a social today that will end up blowing my mind!!! Cheap booze all night long.
 

Iris

rainbow 11!
Ahem.

There once was a man from Cancun.
He fell asleep in a canoe.
He dreamt of Venus
And played with his penis!
And awoke with a hand full of goo.
 
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