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Best MaryLou on GF poll

Tucker

Lion Rampant
Moo, moo,
Sweet ~MaryLou,~
Lizards do pushups
Because there is you.
Glaciers get fissures
To hold all the lizards,
Each wearing a cowbell
And grazing on snow.
Moo, moo,
What those lizards do,
They bite snow on "One,"
And come back up on "Two."
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And no, I'm not crazy. It's just shitty creative writing. :lol:
 
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Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
moo moo
i"m a cow
i'm gonna hop hop hop onto this barbecue
for you
i'm cow
i taste good with the sauce of barbecue
I moo
every day
moo moo moo out there while i'm eating hay
poo poo
from my bum
spreading out on fields to make the wheat for hamburger buns

I voted for marylou.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
I bet you use that 3 line in all your haiku's :p

I shall call you 2 line hiaku guy.
 

EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
V.I.P.
Moo, moo,
Sweet ~MaryLou,~
Lizards do pushups
Because there is you.
Glaciers get fissures
To hold all the lizards,
Each wearing a cowbell
And grazing on snow.
Moo, moo,
What those lizards do,
They bite snow on "One,"
And come back up on "Two."
I'm afraid SS hacked your GF account.

:tiptoe:
 

ysabel

/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
la vache!
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
There's no poll, motherfuckers!! I'm severely disappointed. How dare you make a mockery out of Mary Lou!
 
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