I actually don't know if I've ever flat out lied in a bar before (I'm a pretty honest person by nature) but I might have exaggerated stuff before. I truly don't remember. But I remember one night after a Leafs/Sabres game in Buffalo, I was talking to 2 girls, one of whom had a Kessel jersey on and the other who had a Gilmour jersey on. The one in the Kessel jersey had been talking to another guy near the bar (it was more he was talking to her and she was just being nice by listening) and when she came back to the table, I told her "that guy hitting on you looks like CM Punk." She said to me "Who's that?" I said to her "....don't worry about it." :lol:Sabby said:I'm sure I've told several, but I can't honestly think of anything that stands out
Well, your lie about being a sports medicine doctor was pretty good. Or something close to that.Sabby said:I'm sure I've told several, but I can't honestly think of anything that stands out
How long ago was this?mucker88 said:Working in bars for the last 10 years-ish, I've been forced to tell many lies. One, however, stands out more than most. I was working a double one day and one of my buddies was there after ducking out early from work, and was putting in a good 8 hour shift in at the bar. Well long story short, his wife was looking for him and had called the bar a couple times looking for him and I had obviously told her I hadn't seen him, well she called one last time around 9pm and as I'm telling her he still hasn't shown up at the bar she walks in...on her cell phone!! She called him every name in the book and smacked him with his pool cue, and then proceeded to berate me for about 10 minutes for lying to her and to this day hasn't talked to me.
Yup thats definitely the winner. Backstory So I'm out at the bar dancing with a cute girl. we're hitting it off, but this other guy looks like he wants in on the action. SO anyways bar closes down and we all go for pizza. This guy keeps spouting off, that he's a med student, a volunteer blabllablablabla. ANyways, I say to myself 'fuck this shit' this girl is mine. Luckily my uncle is a Sports Medicine doctor/surgeon. So i tell him "oh wow, med student that's something, too bad I'm a surgeon" I then go off to pretty much quote my uncle's biography.Bizzy said:Well, your lie about being a sports medicine doctor was pretty good. Or something close to that.Sabby said:I'm sure I've told several, but I can't honestly think of anything that stands out
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Lied several times about my age but that's a given. Most people do that
Once convinced these two broads in Florida that my real name was Bizzy. Took a lot of convincing. They were telling me i was too cute for my mother to give me that name.
Don't know how many times I've said I wasn't drunk.
Me and my friends would come up with stories before going. Some of them include one of our friends is leaving for afganistan to fight in the war in a few days.
Pretended that one of us is getting married.
One of my friends convinced a few broads that he was a fighter pilot at my brothers bachelor party.
There's tons more, but can think of those at the moment. Will come back later.
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