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Best joke from UK


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A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

From: Gigglepedia



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THAT WAS good. Dude goes in a bar says'just got back from doctors give me a pint and six shots of whisky. He drinks it all,chugs all. BARTENDER asks why so fast? dude states if you have what i have you would do the same.WHAT do you have says the bar keep. ? I have one dollar.