Behold, NSFW furniture

Tucker

Lion Rampant
#1
scootch on over closer, dear

and I will nibble your...​




...ear?​
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
#6
they say a new auto has that "New car smell".... what does this smell like?
 

Hiei

The Hierophant
#9
She has that big gummed hippie look to her.... so you're saying its going to smell like Old Pot Smoke and B.O.?
Don't forget the patchouli oil and you've just about got it.



Besides, did you see how big that thing is?! I'm sure it'll have it's own cavernous sea bed smell of dead fish to it that'll overpower just about everything close to it.