Before and After

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Shrek, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Shrek

    Shrek Registered Member

    Before - You take my breath away
    After - I feel like I'm suffocating

    Before - Twice a night
    After - Twice a month

    Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
    After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

    Before - Saturday Night Fever
    After - Monday Night Football

    Before - Don't stop
    After - Don't start

    Before - Is that all you're having?
    After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey

    Before - It's like I'm living in a dream
    After - It's like he lives in a dorm

    Before - Turbocharged
    After - Jump-start

    Before - We agree on everything
    After - We can't agree on anything

    Before - Victoria's Secret
    After - Fruit-of-the-Loom

    Before - Idol
    After - Idle

    Before - He's completely lost without me
    After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

    Before - Time stood still
    After - Where did the time go?

    Before - Croissant and cappuccino
    After - Bagel and instant

    Before - I can hardly believe we found each other
    After - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

    Before - Passion
    After - Ration


  2. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    Haha, that's cool.
  3. Ziggy

    Ziggy Sup?

    Holy crap that's funny!
  4. Relinquished

    Relinquished Registered Member

    Ah good cynical fun.

    Love it.
  5. The_Burger_King

    The_Burger_King Registered Member

    I'll disagree with the list, I have been married for 7 years and things only seem to get better.
  6. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    I think Shrek has some undisclosed emotional resentment towards marriage.
  7. Easily-Amused


    seen it before.
    laughed at it before
    laughed at it again.

    Burger King: wow you are really lucky. im happy for you ^_^
  8. Shrek

    Shrek Registered Member

    LOL :)

    Honestly I am happily married with kids. But I and my wife always enjoy/laugh on such cynical jokes. Hmmmm...... could have undisclosed emotional resentment towards other failed cases why they couldn't managed it. :nod:

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