because you touch yourself at night


"Expect the unexpected"
Hells no! Don't need that! This is my rifle and I'll clean it or fire it when, where and how I choose! S*********t! :lol:


Lion Rampant
I was going to make a joke about merging this thread with a bunch of others by the same title, but I took a look and there were... none. Hold the rimshot, Charlie. Who'da thunk it?

I ran across one forgotten thread, though, that painfully reminded me how much more raunchily I used to talk. Yikeroos. :shifteyes: