because you touch yourself at night

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Jeanie, Jun 29, 2010.

  1. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime


  2. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    Call now and get the spiked gloves absolutely free!! But wait, there's more...
     
  3. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Aint no gum in the world gonna keep me from stroking off blue steel!
     
  4. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Thanks, you just reminded me of the anti-rape condom.
     
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  5. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    wait.....

    doesnt chewing gum encourage natural production of Saliva?


    Jokes on you Handzoff!
     
  6. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    "fast acting"

    wtf?
     
  7. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I lolgasm'd.
     
  8. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    Why would anyone want to buy that?!
     
  9. Puck

    Puck Registered Member

    The anti-rape condom makes me giggle.
     
  10. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Because you touch yourself at night.
     

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