ATTN: British People


AKA Ass-Bandit
ATTN: Americans

It's aluminium. Ah-lu-min-ee-um. *Not* ah-lu-mi-num.

Food sizes do *not* go Medium, Large, King Size. Medium should never be the smallest. This could be why you're all fat.

Deny it all you want, american football is simply a bastardised version of rugby.

That is all.
Wiki says Aluminum was first O:

By 1812, Davy had settled on aluminum, which, as other sources note,[citation needed] matches its Latin root. He wrote in the journal Chemical Philosophy: "As yet Aluminum has not been obtained in a perfectly free state."[25] But the same year, an anonymous contributor to the Quarterly Review, a British political-literary journal, objected to aluminum and proposed the name aluminium, "for so we shall take the liberty of writing the word, in preference to aluminum, which has a less classical sound."[26]
I love the reasoning for aluminium: "aluminum sounds too old" O: