ATTN: Blue Team


AKA Ass-Bandit
This is the Red Team.

We are here to destroy you.

Your long reign of being the shittiest team around is about to come to a sudden cataclysmic end.

We will give you a few moments to soak in the horror of this announcement, and then return for your reaction.


For a Free Scotland
The guys in red armor always get killed first in danger. Seriously, why the fuck would you wear it?

Oh wait I forgot. Red teamers have a malicious case of The Stupid.