ATTN: Blue Team

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
#1
This is the Red Team.

We are here to destroy you.

Your long reign of being the shittiest team around is about to come to a sudden cataclysmic end.

We will give you a few moments to soak in the horror of this announcement, and then return for your reaction.
 

Kazmarov

For a Free Scotland
#4
The guys in red armor always get killed first in danger. Seriously, why the fuck would you wear it?

Oh wait I forgot. Red teamers have a malicious case of The Stupid.