Attention! I iz leaving ya'll!

Hiei

The Hierophant
#4
A few years ago, my grandma got breast cancer and had to have a mastectomy. After her boob was removed, she got a fake titty to put in her bra so she didn't feel so off balance or like she was missing a friend or something.

Well, the one day, my dad, mom, and I were visiting my grandma and she started hitting on my dad. My mom got all kinds of pissed but just told my grandma to shut up. My dad didn't say a word. Next thing I know, my grandma has a hand down her shirt, pulls out her fake titty and slaps my dad in the face with it. The look on his face was that of such horror and disgust that I really thought he was going to puke up everything he'd ever eaten.

My mom wasn't very pleased, either. But I was laughing so hard that my parents made me walk home.
 

Xeilo

Registered Member
V.I.P.
#5
A few years ago, my grandma got breast cancer and had to have a mastectomy. After her boob was removed, she got a fake titty to put in her bra so she didn't feel so off balance or like she was missing a friend or something.

Well, the one day, my dad, mom, and I were visiting my grandma and she started hitting on my dad. My mom got all kinds of pissed but just told my grandma to shut up. My dad didn't say a word. Next thing I know, my grandma has a hand down her shirt, pulls out her fake titty and slaps my dad in the face with it. The look on his face was that of such horror and disgust that I really thought he was going to puke up everything he'd ever eaten.

My mom wasn't very pleased, either. But I was laughing so hard that my parents made me walk home.
WTF lol
 

Chaos

Epic Gamer
V.I.P.
#6
I lol'd when I read Hiei's statement. But when I read this:

I almost pissed my pants. :lol: I lol'd and I lol'd hard. :lol:



Why? Who gives a fuck? :facepalm: It was funny. :hyper:
 
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