Attention All Men: Be aware of womens terminology

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Shrek, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. Shrek

    Shrek Registered Member

    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    FIVE MINUTES
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    NOTHING
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

    GO AHEAD
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she
    thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
    :confused:
    Source: GigglePedia
     

  2. Kamikaze

    Kamikaze Registered Member

    Thats is definitely telling the truth lol
     
  3. Psyco

    Psyco Food Whore

    I've figured most of those by now, but its just trying to figure out what women are thinking is whats getting me.
     
  4. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    Very nice. I'm pretty sure all of those are dead on. :)
     
  5. SamusAran86

    SamusAran86 Registered Member

    pretty much. the go ahead line really made me laugh cause its true, and not only that, if you do 'go ahead' ... the next week of your life will be miserable
     

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