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Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
I think one youtuber pretty much summed up this infomercial in one short paragraph:

"Archaic toilet paper. Being used in dignity through a device that is less usefull than your hand - which costs nothing. I'm so happy now that I have my Comfort Wipe. Next I'll get a Comfort Brain so that I don't have to use my mind for thinking about such things as life, self-respect, economy, politics or theology. I'll just let my Comfort Brain do the thinking for me. Because I'm dumb and need people to tell me what to think and buy.
Go materialistic capitalism!" - bobbygnosis



YouTube - Comfort Wipe Commercial
 
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