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Bliss

Bliss

Sally Twit
I will ask a silly question, then the next poster has to give a silly answer. They then have to ask a silly question, then the next poster has to give a silly answer, so on and so forth...

What would a fly be called if it didn't have wings?
 
sunrise

sunrise

aka ginger warlock
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Bliss said:
What would a fly be called if it didn't have wings?
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This is not a silly question but one that has been discussed for many years, I think in all likelihood it would be called a walk.

My question:

Why do pessimists get upset about the glass being half empty? Why not just fill it up again?
 
Vidic15

Vidic15

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ginock said:
This is not a silly question but one that has been discussed for many years, I think in all likelihood it would be called a walk.

My question:

Why do pessimists get upset about the glass being half empty? Why not just fill it up again?
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Because they can't tell jelly from jam.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
Millz

Millz

Better Call Saul
Staff member
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Aleks said:
Because they can't tell jelly from jam.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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twelve'ty pieces

What do you get when you have a bartender, a butler, and a bitch all in the same room?
 
EllyDicious

EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
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Millz said:
What do you get when you have a bartender, a butler, and a bitch all in the same room?
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You get a threesome.


Why did I wake up very early to study... while 4 hours have passed and I haven't started studying yet?
 
Jeanie

Jeanie

still nobody's bitch
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EllyDicious said:
You get a threesome.


Why did I wake up very early to study... while 4 hours have passed and I haven't started studying yet?
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because you touch yourself at night, duh

why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
 
Vidic15

Vidic15

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Jeanie said:
because you touch yourself at night, duh

why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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To reduce the chances of chicken crossing the road.



If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
 
Smelnick

Smelnick

Creeping On You
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No, only for one million and one doll hairs!

What happens when pancakes become the shingles on the roof of eternity!
 
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