Are you a real man?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by pro2A, Dec 5, 2009.

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How many of these things can you do?

  1. None

    6.9%
  2. 1-5

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. 6-10

    3.4%
  4. 11-20

    6.9%
  5. 21-30

    10.3%
  6. 31-40

    13.8%
  7. 41-50

    10.3%
  8. 51-60

    27.6%
  9. 61-70

    13.8%
  10. All of them!

    6.9%
  1. pro2A

    pro2A Hell, It's about time!

    Just how many of these things can you do?

    The Big Manly List Of Stuff Every Guy Should Be Able To Do | Just A Guy Thing


    1. Change a car tyre
    2. Build a camp fire
    3. Pitch a tent (a proper one fellas, watching porn does NOT count)
    4. Fire a gun with moderate accuracy
    5. Down a pint of beer in one gulp
    6. Sharpen a knife
    7. Train a dog
    8. Powerslide a car round a corner
    9. Paint a room
    10. Mix concrete
    11. Cut down a tree
    12. Fix faulty wiring and light fittings
    13. Change car oil and filter
    14. Paddle a canoe
    15. Set up an XBox on a HDTV
    16. Steal your neighbours cable and/or WIFI connection
    17. Read a map WITHOUT using a SatNav
    18. Throw a mean left/right hook
    19. Take a mean left/right hook
    20. Cook a meal that isn’t beans on toast
    21. Climb a mountain
    22. Fillet a fish
    23. Survive a shopping trip with your wife/girlfriend
    24. Complete an army assault course
    25. Survive on a desert island (Wilson volleyball is optional)
    26. Go hiking for the weekend
    27. Hold your own in a boxing ring
    28. Survive a bear attack
    29. Be able to bend it like Beckham
    30. Fix a leaking pipe
    31. Host a successful BBQ
    32. Win a steak eating contest
    33. Bet (and win) on a horse/dog race
    34. Beat (at least) one of your friends at arm wrestling
    35. Hit the bell on the strength contest at the local carnival (you know, the one where you have to swing the hammer)
    36. Work out to get functional strength – not to look good!
    37. Put out a fire
    38. Go fishing with the fellas and actually catch something
    39. Read a book – anything by Andy McNab is acceptable
    40. Put up a shelf/bookshelf
    41. Demonstrate nunchuck skills
    42. Tie a Windsor knot
    43. Install hardware/software onto your PC or Mac
    44. Tarmac a driveway
    45. Dance while holding a pint of beer (and not spilling the beer)
    46. Walk home drunk from the pub/club without falling over
    47. Survive being interrogated
    48. Act like a gentleman around women
    49. Win at least one drinking game against your mates
    50. Drive really fast but never get caught by a camera or radar gun
    51. Never get lost while driving and NEVER ask for directions
    52. Listen to your wife/girlfriend while watching the football
    53. Remember your wife/girlfriends birthday and/or anniversary
    54. Look at hot women without being caught by your significant other
    55. Dress well when you need to and slob it up when you don’t
    56. Keep a covert porn stash where it can never be found (except by you)
    57. Start a fire using nothing but two sticks and your ingenuity
    58. Win at least one hand of poker against your friends
    59. Fix a wobbly table without making the legs 6 inches shorter
    60. Hussle somebody at a game of pool
    61. Understand how to play and win on fruit machines
    62. Make idle conversation with a hot blonde in a bar
    63. Command a covert team of Special Forces soldiers in a paintball game
    64. Open a stiff jar lid without blowing a blood vessel
    65. Flare bottles and glasses like Tom Cruise in Cocktail
    66. Carry a keg of beer to a party without dropping it
    67. Pretend to like your wife/girlfriends friends
    68. Thrash a few geeks on Call of Duty 4 on XBox Live
    69. Know never to wear socks with sandals. Ever
    70. Chop logs with an axe for firewood
    71. Score at least 100 in a game of darts
    72. Become a Centurion
    73. Shave like your grandpa
    74. NEVER forget Valentine’s Day
    75. Save a child from being hit by a speeding car
     

  2. Rebeccaaa

    Rebeccaaa yellow 4!

    I hate not being able to see poll results - so I counted how many I could do so that I can vote :lol: 21


    ETA: lol @ Millz :hah:
     
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2009
  3. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    Shit. I lost count after 50 but I don't think I made it to 60. Funny ass list.

    ;lol: I've done that so many times that I can't help but laugh at this.
     
  4. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    Ditto. I voted none so I could see the results. None is right since I'm not a man to begin with, right? lol
     
  5. Rebeccaaa

    Rebeccaaa yellow 4!

    The poll Q says 'how many of these things can you do?' so I went ahead and answered :shifteyes:
    ok yeah, your idea was better, haha.

    I had to look up what a 'windsor knot' is, I never knew it was called that.
     
  6. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    I answered a quantity other than zero because I can do a lot of those things. I can change a tire, build a fire, pitch a tent - wait, does that make me a dyke?
     
  7. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    35 for me.

    charlim....
     
  8. Bjarki

    Bjarki Registered Member

    I'm at like 10 or 11. :melodramatic:

    :madame:
     
  9. PretzelCorps

    PretzelCorps Registered Member

    I ctrl-v'd the list into notepad, erased everything I could do, and counted what was left --> Thus, 51 - 60 is my score. :dunno:
     
  10. SuiGeneris

    SuiGeneris blue 3

    I really didn't expect to get a lot of these, but it turns out not only can I do most of them, I've done most of them. Crazy. :)

    51-60, guess I'm a real man after all.

    Oh and Hiei, I feel ya bro haha!
     

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