Anitaknapp, Bliss, Sui(banhammerman) and Ysabel

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
#1
I recorded songs about you guys, and apparently you missed the last thread I made, so here's another one for you guys

http://innovativedivergence.com/Songs/banhammerman.mp3
lyrics
chorus
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He's the ban hammer man, oh maaaannnn
He's gonna ban your fucking ass like the mother fucking man.
HE's the ban hammer mannn oh mannnn
If he sees you doing wrong, mighy ban hammer swing
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Who makes all the girls squeal
with his giant sword of steel
who has balls made out of gold
for him teh gals will always fold

Hes a man that will go down into history
he's the man that'll tell you just where to fucking go
and when he comes around you better straighten right up
or you're gonna lose your ass, mighty ban hammer swing

chorus

he's prowling the forum, right now
he's searching for your ass your mother fucking spamming ass
oh look out he found you now
oh here comes the hammer, see you fly into the sky

you better watch out, watch your back
better walk a straight line or you'll never walk again
oh here he comes oh noooo
he saw you post that linke, mighty ban hammer swinggg

chorus

bridge
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the forum was a flooded with the posts of many noobs
and the flaming was burning down the threads of new and old
the baiting was atrocious, falling hook line and sinker
and then on the horizon came the man, he came a swinginggg

chorusx3 (second time, change up the chords, play the chorus 3rd time like that too)

http://innovativedivergence.com/Songs/ysabelsong.mp3
lyrics
lets travel round the world
to the other side of earth
lets hop on a plane
and go there right now

to that place with a tower
that is quite eiffel, not awful
and find ourselves a forum chick
who is named ysabelllll

chorus
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ysabel, ysabel
Is a bell ringing out for her
ysabel, ysabel
yes a bell rings out for her.
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all hail the posting queen
all hail the woman who's made the most posts
she arrived on the forum a storm in her wake
a storm of posts, a storm of threads

dripping with awesome, dripping with cool
she made her way to the top of the line
now she rules the forum with an iron fist
even hybrix pays hommage to this gallll

http://innovativedivergence.com/Songs/BlisstheHorridBeast.mp3
lyrics
deep in the forest where the fog lasts forever
where the birds and bees never dare to venture
there is an old oak tree carved out to be a home
and in it lives a creature to horrid to behold

just who this creature is not a soul can say
for none have seen her face by the light of the day
cause when you come around and try to look at her
her fierce demeanour never fails to deter

chorus
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She loves to fuck your mother each and every single day
You'd better hide your dog when she comes to say g'day
don't you dare make her angry or she'll punch you in the face
Or do any manner of thing, but always to your face

Her name is Bliss and doesn't take no guff
Whatever you say to her, she'll just say "no u"
Blisscakes, whore, she goes by a number of names
No matter what you call her, she cannot be tamed
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one day I seen a squirrel venture into her home
and the very next day, she had a new door knocker
when the rain starts to fall, it makes her angry
and so cloud takes a fist, and the sky dries up

lightening from her eyes, and fists made out of iron
she's the terror of the forest, should you ever cross her path
just remember one thing, and you just might see tomorrow
you'd better hold still cause she only sees movement

http://innovativedivergence.com/Songs/anitaknapp.mp3
lyrics
in the dark of the night
there is one thing to fear
fear the mighty woman
shes full of piss and vinegarrrr

don't fucking mess with her
she's like a rabid fucking dog
better fucking watch it bitch
cause she will step all over youuu

chorus
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anitaknapp
she'll punch you in the throat
anitaknapp
bitch, she will cut you
she entered this world with a knife in her hand
she came out of the womb and her hand formed a fist
she'll come for you if you make a bad joke
she'll come for you while you're sleeping
anitaknapp, anitaknapp
she'll punch you in the throat bitch, then cut you

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i seen a woman once
try to knock her down
holy fuck, that was a mistake
she was like a fucking brick wall

tough as nails, tough as iron
she knocked down the berlin wall
get in her way, she'll smash ya down
she's a steamroller of hate and sarcasm



And finally, as a surprise. I was rummaging in my papers, and found the VERY FIRST set of lyrics i ever wrote back in grade 10. It's called Migrating Lightbulbs. I put some chords to it and recorded it just for nostalgia purposes. Join me in nostalgiating.

http://innovativedivergence.com/Songs/MigratingLightbulbs.mp3
lyrics
Migrating Lightbulbs
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(C G D G)
Early saturday morning
the sun is just starting to rise
you open up your door and step out
up above much to your surprise

up up in the deep blue sky
its enough to make you gawk
flying in a v straight south
flying lightbulbs in a flock

chorus (Em C G D)
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Migrating lightbulbs
they are heading south
right past a great big
open gawking mouth
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right down south through kentucky
and further down into texas
nothing can stop these lightbulbs
not even curses or hexes

president of the USA
ordered them to be shot down
but each lightbulb dodged each bullet
made the president look like a big clown

chorus

the lightbulbs made it to mexico
the spanish people were in great awe
lost one lightbulb in the due course
a crash course with a giant mccaw

shining brightly in the dark sky
south these lightbulb making their way
chile is a great great place
too bad these lightbulbs just cannot stay

chorus

antarctic is a cold cold place
these lightbulbs they met many penguins
racing down the cold slopes of snow
the lightbulbs they gain so many wins

swimming in the waters so frigid
the lightbulbs they were soon to short out
never again to return up north
thus ending their migrating bout
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