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Tucker

Lion Rampant
EI informs us that when God likes something, He puts a ring around it.

 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
Hmm, there's nothing about that in the texts, Lion; at least, not as far as I've heard. I think you might be projecting your own phallusphilia there, to be perfectly frank.
 

Bjarki

Registered Member
Takes one to know one ha!

Hmmm.. if my anus is precious to God and I don't believe in him anymore, is that why anus is bleeding everytime I take a crap? :shifteyes:
 

Tucker

Lion Rampant
Try slowing down a little next time and not pushing so hard to get it out. Relax and let it glide out nice and slow, all Joe Cool-like on the toidy.
 

PretzelCorps

Registered Member
Therefore God does not like Beyonce. Good man. I hate that song.
 
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