Ancient Sex

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Relinquished, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Relinquished

    Relinquished Registered Member

    An elderly woman's surrounded by friends and family at the funeral of her late husband. She cries as she remembers his passing with regret and sorrow.

    "Every Day at Noon, we'd make love. Being old we had to take it slowly so we used to do it to the ringing of the church bells. Ding-Dong Ding-Dong, In-Out In-Out." Sobbing now, she continues "He'd still be alive if it weren't for that bloody icecream van!"
     

  2. Phoenix

    Phoenix Fee-nix

  3. Relinquished

    Relinquished Registered Member

    that's a pretty universal reaction
     
  4. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    Thanks for the visuals..........
     
  5. Relinquished

    Relinquished Registered Member

    You're welcome.. I think the joke does come with free aftermath counselling.. Only I'd be your counsellor.
     
  6. EXQEX9

    EXQEX9 Yep.

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