Ancient Sex


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An elderly woman's surrounded by friends and family at the funeral of her late husband. She cries as she remembers his passing with regret and sorrow.

"Every Day at Noon, we'd make love. Being old we had to take it slowly so we used to do it to the ringing of the church bells. Ding-Dong Ding-Dong, In-Out In-Out." Sobbing now, she continues "He'd still be alive if it weren't for that bloody icecream van!"