An agnostic's prayer

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Tucker, Mar 19, 2009.

  1. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Dear Lord above (perhaps),

    If You're up there (and I'm not saying that You are), could You please find it in Your heart (or Its non-corporeal equivalent) to open the eyes of those frittering their time away quibbling in BallLightning's thread and guide them to the logical conclusion that:

    IF

    Godvalue=0

    OR

    Godvalue>0

    AND

    <no data>

    THEN

    Godvalue=x

    AND

    to a man, they're pissing into the wind

    AND

    their time could be better spent serving humanity in Your name

    OR

    their time could be better spent serving humanity


    Thank You (as necessary),
    Ian, the kid from St. Andrew's Episcopal Church in Minneapolis who, circa 1970, misappropriated a quarter from the pamphlet rack which (if You do, in fact, exist) was clearly property of the Divine
     

  2. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

  3. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

  4. Chaos

    Chaos Epic Gamer V.I.P. Lifetime

    I hear, Tucker, my Son. I hear, and I STRIKE THEE DOWN WITH THE MIGHT OF A THOUSAND WET FISH!!!
     
  5. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    There You go again. Always with the fish or the frogs or the locusts raining from the sky. No offense to your methods, but it's getting to be kind of a cliché.
     
  6. Chaos

    Chaos Epic Gamer V.I.P. Lifetime

    But....I like them....I mean, seriously, what's not to love?


    You should be grateful I didn't STRIKE THEE DOWN WITH THE MIGHT OF A THOUSAND SALLY STRUTHERS!!!, 'cos I can really do that you know.
     
  7. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    EDIT: One second thought, no. I won't be saying that.
     
  8. Nibbles

    Nibbles meep

    Die winged spawn of Satan! I cast thee to the heck!
     
  9. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    And the Lord answereth thine call with a single word that explains it all...




    Infinity
     
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  10. Chaos

    Chaos Epic Gamer V.I.P. Lifetime

    Er...actually, um...no, because...see...it's not...because.....I'm just not going to give a valid reason. It's just not.


    Plus, any argument you give me, I'm just going to flat out deny it, and then, get this, then I'm going to return your argument, right - and it'll be alright.


    Pure genius, isn't it? Yes, I thought so too. :dork:
     

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