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The Batlord
Guest
Greetings on this Thursdragonday! I am The Batlord and I am thrilled to be here. If you are wondering who Rupert is, he is the invisible, incorporeal dragon that lives in our prophet's garage. He breathes an invisible, heatless flame that burns the souls of the dead. So we worship him so that he may not burn our souls for eternity. May Rupert, scaly be his name, have mercy upon you.