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About Wife

Shrek

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1. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back

2. My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage lasttimes a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays

3. Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

4. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So what did I do? Bought her an electric chair

5. My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!

6. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

7. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

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