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Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
I will surive ya!

YouTube - I Will Survive

but i rewrote the lyrics

At first I was amazed, I was overjoyed
Thinking I'd grown a new teste all three were side by side
But then I spent so many nights
Playing with both my balls
And I grew smart
And I knew this was not right
So now I googled, enlargened balls
because I saw them grow in size when I had a coughing fit

I should have grabbed some help to lift
that stupid bulky heavy load
If I had known for just one second you'd burst out to bother me.

Go on now, go, get back inside
Just turn around now‚
cause you're not welcome any more.
you were the one who burst through my abdominal wall

Did I grumble
Did I scrunch up and diiieeee
Oh yes, I did! Oh how I cried!
for the bowels in my scrotum were crushing up my balls.
everytime i laugh, feels like getting kicked in the balls
Oh how I cried
Oh Yes I cried! waa waa

It took all the strength I had to make me fall apart.
Kept tryin' hard to squeeze the poo between my fleshy mounds
And I spent oh so many nights
wondering when the poo would come, I used to cry!
But now I hold my innards in
As I sneeze, or when I take a poo
They aren't the chained up bowels I remember from my youth

And so you feel like droppin' in,
and just expect me to agree,
think again, my balls don't like you any morreee
 

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
You may not want to look in the mirror for a few days as well.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
i <3 you too pam.
 

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
I hate you.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
coming from you, that doesn't pain me.
 

AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
No, but your balls do.
 

Dabs

Registered Member
I will surive ya!

YouTube - I Will Survive

but i rewrote the lyrics

At first I was amazed, I was overjoyed
Thinking I'd grown a new teste all three were side by side
But then I spent so many nights
Playing with both my balls
And I grew smart
And I knew this was not right
So now I googled, enlargened balls
because I saw them grow in size when I had a coughing fit

I should have grabbed some help to lift
that stupid bulky heavy load
If I had known for just one second you'd burst out to bother me.

Go on now, go, get back inside
Just turn around now‚
cause you're not welcome any more.
you were the one who burst through my abdominal wall

Did I grumble
Did I scrunch up and diiieeee
Oh yes, I did! Oh how I cried!
for the bowels in my scrotum were crushing up my balls.
everytime i laugh, feels like getting kicked in the balls
Oh how I cried
Oh Yes I cried! waa waa

It took all the strength I had to make me fall apart.
Kept tryin' hard to squeeze the poo between my fleshy mounds
And I spent oh so many nights
wondering when the poo would come, I used to cry!
But now I hold my innards in
As I sneeze, or when I take a poo
They aren't the chained up bowels I remember from my youth

And so you feel like droppin' in,
and just expect me to agree,
think again, my balls don't like you any morreee
Ah hayl...you're fucking talented!
Seriously...great job with the lyrics :nod:
But sorry about your whole nutty ordeal~
 
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