I got this from another forum, and think it's absolutely hilarious. Beat the Mets, beat the Mets, Last place teams defeat the Mets. Hanging sliders, minor-league speed, Guaranteed to waste a seven run lead. Because the Met bullpen keeps fading away, October baseball won’t be at Shea. Mota…Sosa…, Every game is now in doubt. Can anyone who’s on this staff, Get three men out?