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7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak would Fail

idisrsly

I'm serious
V.I.P.
Oh I love cracked.com. And I love zombies. They make great nations! ;)
 

Vincent_Valentine

Studley-Do-Right
Yeah, I've been reading Cracked for awhile, now. Two of my favorite comedy writers have been/are the editor for the site, so I check it every day. The articles on zombie apocalypses are generally pretty great.
 

Gavik

Registered Member
What they fail to realize is that The Zombie Survival Guide (available at all fine purveyors of books) explicitly states that the Solanum virus naturally repels all insects and bacteria that work to break down corpses, making them able to function for up to a decade.

Be prepared GFers, be prepared.
 

Altanzitarron

Tamer Of The LOLzilla
I am truley heart broken that someone other than Kons posted this.
 

Wade8813

Registered Member
What they fail to realize is that The Zombie Survival Guide (available at all fine purveyors of books) explicitly states that the Solanum virus naturally repels all insects and bacteria that work to break down corpses, making them able to function for up to a decade.

Be prepared GFers, be prepared.
I haven't read it myself, but I've heard it mentioned some things that weren't true (and some other things that weren't necessarily true).
 
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