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7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) | Cracked.com
Hahaha, I love it...
Oh I love cracked.com. And I love zombies. They make great nations!
Yeah, I've been reading Cracked for awhile, now. Two of my favorite comedy writers have been/are the editor for the site, so I check it every day. The articles on zombie apocalypses are generally pretty great.
What they fail to realize is that The Zombie Survival Guide (available at all fine purveyors of books) explicitly states that the Solanum virus naturally repels all insects and bacteria that work to break down corpses, making them able to function for up to a decade.
Be prepared GFers, be prepared.
I am truley heart broken that someone other than Kons posted this.
I haven't read it myself, but I've heard it mentioned some things that weren't true (and some other things that weren't necessarily true).
What's in your head,
In your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie?
...it's about zombies...
Separate names with a comma.