7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak would Fail

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  1. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

  2. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

  3. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    Oh I love cracked.com. And I love zombies. They make great nations! ;)
  4. Vincent_Valentine

    Vincent_Valentine Studley-Do-Right

    Yeah, I've been reading Cracked for awhile, now. Two of my favorite comedy writers have been/are the editor for the site, so I check it every day. The articles on zombie apocalypses are generally pretty great.
  5. Gavik

    Gavik Registered Member

    What they fail to realize is that The Zombie Survival Guide (available at all fine purveyors of books) explicitly states that the Solanum virus naturally repels all insects and bacteria that work to break down corpses, making them able to function for up to a decade.

    Be prepared GFers, be prepared.
  6. Altanzitarron

    Altanzitarron Tamer Of The LOLzilla

    I am truley heart broken that someone other than Kons posted this.
  7. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    I haven't read it myself, but I've heard it mentioned some things that weren't true (and some other things that weren't necessarily true).
  8. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    What's in your head,
    In your head,
    Zombie, zombie, zombie?

  9. Gavik

    Gavik Registered Member

    ...it's about zombies...
  10. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant



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