60 acres!!!


Endangered Species
Why do the cows decide to congregate by my house at night?

....and why do they insist on MOOOOOOOing for most of it!!!!!..oh yeah, in the day time you cant see or hear any cows for love nor money, they all fuck off to the other side of the field...but at night there is only one place for them to be.

I think the cows are conspiring against me!


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Maybe they're attracted to the light (and just stay there even if you eventually turn them off). Or maybe your house radiates heat. Or maybe it's just because cows find you sexy. Or maybe they hate you, and want to annoy you.


Hell, It's about time!
I know what would take care of them cows... oh wait... you're in the UK....

Well I'm all out of ideas then.