60 acres!!!

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Bananas, Sep 11, 2009.

  1. Bananas

    Bananas Endangered Species

    Why do the cows decide to congregate by my house at night?

    ....and why do they insist on MOOOOOOOing for most of it!!!!!..oh yeah, in the day time you cant see or hear any cows for love nor money, they all fuck off to the other side of the field...but at night there is only one place for them to be.

    I think the cows are conspiring against me!
     

  2. Twitch

    Twitch Registered Member

    I didn't know Cows liked bananas.
     
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  3. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Because you pat yourself at night.
     
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  4. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    Maybe they're attracted to the light (and just stay there even if you eventually turn them off). Or maybe your house radiates heat. Or maybe it's just because cows find you sexy. Or maybe they hate you, and want to annoy you.
     
  5. pro2A

    pro2A Hell, It's about time!

    I know what would take care of them cows... oh wait... you're in the UK....


    Well I'm all out of ideas then.
     
  6. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    YouTube - jim carrey
     
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  7. pro2A

    pro2A Hell, It's about time!

    Umm... Habla inglés? Estoy seguro que tienen vídeos en inglés. :rolleyes:
     
  8. MAgnum9987

    MAgnum9987 Do What Thou Wilt

    Kidnapp a cow and turn it into a year supply of hamburgers, a prime rib or two, a filet mignon, and all that fun shit. Tasty.
     
  9. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    He could stab the cow with a pointed stick.

    Or a bananas.
     
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  10. pro2A

    pro2A Hell, It's about time!

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