5 Ways to get rid of an erection

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Hanzo_Hattori, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. Hanzo_Hattori

    Hanzo_Hattori For the Horde!

    Fast ways to get rid of an erection
    • 1. Piss somewhere.
    • 2. Sex someone.
    • 3. Masterbate.
    • 4. Chop of your dick.
    • 5. Get someone to kick you in the bawlz.
    Warnings before you do these

    • 1. You're fucked(No pun intended lol) if you don't need to piss
    • 2. Great Excersize!!!
    • 3. Just a quickie in a dark corner ally lol
    • 4. Most painful but at least no more erections
    • 5. May cause shortness of breath

  2. Major

    Major 4 legs good 2 legs bad V.I.P.

    It's kinda hard to piss when you have an erection. The best way to get rid of it is to do something strenuous, like some pushups.
  3. English-Emo-Boy

    English-Emo-Boy Supreme System Lord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Or think of something really unsexy. Like your geography teacher naked or something.
  4. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    Or put up your cock up near your waist. Feels nice :p
  5. NewGamePlus

    NewGamePlus Registered Member

    It can be done though if you step back (or preferably up on something) and lean forward over the toilet just right. The only problem is the backsplash, because it can be stronger than usual.

    Also, I'd think it would be bad to pee if your erection is because it wants sex. Aren't you then training it to pee during sex? I only pee with an erection if I KNOW it's because of pee. Any doubt and I wait first.
  6. Clear_Note

    Clear_Note Demon King/Sith Warrior

    FYI Erections are from blood, not pee. Unless you've got tons of pressure building up inside your penis from urine held in for 6 hours.
  7. NewGamePlus

    NewGamePlus Registered Member

    ... which is usually what's going on when a person wakes up in the morning with an erection.
  8. Hanzo_Hattori

    Hanzo_Hattori For the Horde!

    I thought it was muscles from seeing sexy things which reacted from them lol , But when i piss it goes away pretty fast :spin:
  9. oxyMORON

    oxyMORON A Darker Knight

    Seeing something totally gruesome always deflates a penis.
  10. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    What I hate the most is eractions in class, and right when the bell has to go, it always pops up, and walking out of class with a boner up, shit. Never happened, I always find time to stick my hand in my pants and put my dick up my waist.

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