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40days/nights

PretzelCorps

Registered Member
Ladies and gentleman. Children of all ages. I present to you: Pretzel's 40 days and 40 nights challenge.

The challenge: for the participants to go 40 days and 40 nights without ingesting sausage of any kind! That goes for everything from a complete ring of bratwurst (or any -wurst), to farmer sausage, to McDonalds Breakfast Psuedosausage, to those wee little cubes of sausage you get in pizza pops; basically anything that can be remotely identified as sausage.

I trust all participants to be honest and the contest will start once we get enough sign ups.
 

EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
V.I.P.
I trust all participants to be honest and the contest will start once we get enough sign ups.
And how do you know we're all keeping our promises?
[this is not for those like me who never use sausage, but for those who can't go a day without it.]
 

Kibi

Babeasaurus Sex
LOLOLOLOL

oh pretz you crack me up....


......I'm in.
 

PretzelCorps

Registered Member
Okay, so apparently there's been some confusion between threads; Steve made another thread to parody this genuine and completely legitimate challenge. :rolleyes: Come on you guys, grow up, there's nothing implicitly sexual about this. Geez.

Although, it figures the parody thread would get 10x more posts and stickied. :mad:
 

EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
V.I.P.
Although, it figures the parody thread would get 10x more posts and stickied. :mad:
Seriously though, as I told Kibz and Unity on twitter, when I first read the thread and answered, I didn't even think about the sexual meaning of 'sausages'.
I confused sausages with sauce and I took it littreally. [Like sauce for food/pizza.]

Then I recalled that sausauge in NOT sauce in the first place.
THEN I thought it also has a secondary meaning. But it was too late because I had already replied, thinking it was the first meaning.

Do I make sense?
NO.

Do I FAIL?
YES.
 

PretzelCorps

Registered Member
Seriously though, as I told Kibz and Unity on twitter, when I first read the thread and answered, I didn't even think about the sexual meaning of 'sausages'.
I confused sausages with sauce and I took it littreally. [Like sauce for food/pizza.]

Then I recalled that sausauge in NOT sauce in the first place.
THEN I thought it also has a secondary meaning. But it was too late because I had already replied, thinking it was the first meaning.

Do I make sense?
NO.

Do I FAIL?
YES.
[strike]Vaata kõiki, võin võluväel rääkida eesti! Punane kummist pardi Hurraa![/strike]

Speaking of fail...

Oh dammit! I'm getting my foreign members' languages mixed up!! :-o

Shikoni, unë mund të magjike flasin shqip! Gome Kuq Hooray rosë!
 
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