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40 Year Old Virgin has nothing on this lady

pro2A

Hell, It's about time!
Something tells me she is going to die a virgin too... any bachelors up for a date?
 

MAgnum9987

Do What Thou Wilt
Well the heart is good for about 2 billion heart beats, so, um, the sudden increase of, well, um, orgasm, that increases heart rate drastically, would give less of a pounding on your heart. nenenenenene
 

R1pperZ

Registered Member
No sex for a longer life... How would that be worth it? The whole "Rather die young while living rather than live forever bored off my ass" saying.
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
Would any of you take her cherry? I think some of you would even if all of you deny it.
 
Would any of you take her cherry? I think some of you would even if all of you deny it.
i would!

but really she's like the oldest woman, and the oldest virgin at the same time.... life without sex would suck, hard. even if it was longer.
 

Wade8813

Registered Member
No sex for a longer life... How would that be worth it? The whole "Rather die young while living rather than live forever bored off my ass" saying.
Sure, but if you didn't particularly want to have sex anyway, living longer might be an extra incentive.

And some people go to pretty extreme lengths to live longer.
 

Major

4 legs good 2 legs bad
V.I.P.
Something tells me she is going to die a virgin too... any bachelors up for a date?
Sadly I'm sure she could put her virginity up for sale on eBay and make a killing from it. I mean who wouldn't want to bang the world's oldest virgin (besides me)?
 

ysabel

/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
Go pay, maybe she's not even a virgin. :lol:
 
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