40 Year Old Virgin has nothing on this lady

Discussion in 'Offbeat News' started by Wade8813, Oct 13, 2008.

  1. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

  2. GoEasy

    GoEasy Registered Member

    Lol. Maybe if we were all celibate we could live that long.
  3. pro2A

    pro2A Hell, It's about time!

    Something tells me she is going to die a virgin too... any bachelors up for a date?
  4. MAgnum9987

    MAgnum9987 Do What Thou Wilt

    Well the heart is good for about 2 billion heart beats, so, um, the sudden increase of, well, um, orgasm, that increases heart rate drastically, would give less of a pounding on your heart. nenenenenene
  5. R1pperZ

    R1pperZ Registered Member

    No sex for a longer life... How would that be worth it? The whole "Rather die young while living rather than live forever bored off my ass" saying.
  6. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Would any of you take her cherry? I think some of you would even if all of you deny it.
  7. EndWinterRomance

    EndWinterRomance PREGGERS

    i would!

    but really she's like the oldest woman, and the oldest virgin at the same time.... life without sex would suck, hard. even if it was longer.
  8. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    Sure, but if you didn't particularly want to have sex anyway, living longer might be an extra incentive.

    And some people go to pretty extreme lengths to live longer.
  9. Major

    Major 4 legs good 2 legs bad V.I.P.

    Sadly I'm sure she could put her virginity up for sale on eBay and make a killing from it. I mean who wouldn't want to bang the world's oldest virgin (besides me)?
  10. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    Go pay, maybe she's not even a virgin. :lol:

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