Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by raye_raye, May 18, 2009.
I think I may have macaroni in my ear...
1. Face your fear and sit on an ejaculating penis.
BUT from what I have come to understand, is that by sitting on it you piss it off and it will spit at you...and that shit is supposed to be real posionous, make you swell for months and then the infection willl grow inside of you and rip out of your vagina.
You man hater, you. *shakes fist*
How to get a Lesbian Pregnant, Method #42.38c:
Insert needle, inject semen.
....wait did I just say needle? Gosh, how embarassing, Chaos was trying to keep that a secret. Sorry buddy, I guess GF now knows about your millimeter peter...
Instead you want ways to get that infection without having it spit at you? I mean, you shouldn't complain about the swelling if that was the original point of this thread.
How to get a Lesbian pregnant, Method #17g:
Spitting flying insects? How the hell will that work?
I dont make the rules... I just recite them:
How to get a Lesbian Pregant; Method #71.1a:
Separate names with a comma.