126 ways to get a lesbian pregnant

raye_raye

my bologna has a 1st name
#3
BUT from what I have come to understand, is that by sitting on it you piss it off and it will spit at you...and that shit is supposed to be real posionous, make you swell for months and then the infection willl grow inside of you and rip out of your vagina.

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Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
#6
Insert needle, inject semen.

....wait did I just say needle? Gosh, how embarassing, Chaos was trying to keep that a secret. Sorry buddy, I guess GF now knows about your millimeter peter...
 

Wade8813

Registered Member
#7
BUT from what I have come to understand, is that by sitting on it you piss it off and it will spit at you...and that shit is supposed to be real posionous, make you swell for months and then the infection willl grow inside of you and rip out of your vagina.

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Instead you want ways to get that infection without having it spit at you? I mean, you shouldn't complain about the swelling if that was the original point of this thread.
 
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