12 Inches Required

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Dabs, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. Dabs

    Dabs Registered Member

    3 men walk into a bar.

    After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of dick between them.

    The first guy whips his out and shows 6 inches.

    The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches.

    Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch dick.

    The bartender says "Ok, thats 12 inches you can go".

    As the're walking away the first guy says to the third, "Thank God you had a boner or we'd still be there."
     

  2. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Not funny. Don't think that even classes as a joke.
     
  3. Hiei

    Hiei The Hierophant

    Damn.

    I wish my boner would grow all the way out to be a full inch. :(
     
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  4. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Come now bliss, I chuckled.
     
  5. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    It doesn't take much to make you laugh though, Danny.

    "lol"
     
  6. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Lol
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    Lol

    But just because it didn't make you laugh is no reason to be so crass lol. Lol.

    Lol.
     
    Last edited: Sep 30, 2010
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  7. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    Why did the bartender care how big their dicks were if he wasn't planning on fucking them?
     
  8. Dabs

    Dabs Registered Member


    That could be a joke in itself Anita, I wondered the same thing as I was typing the damn thing *haha*
     
  9. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I don't think we've met. Hi, I'm Bliss.
     
  10. Bubbles

    Bubbles I ♥ Haters

    This joke has damaged my virgin eyes
     

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