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12 illegals of Christmas

SamusAran86

Registered Member
If you are sensitive on this subject, then just go back and read something else, cause this is actually a big problem in my area, and its funny as hell to me:


I warn you now, if you are easily offended, turn back now











::Sung to the 12 days of Christmas::

On the first day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the second day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the third day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the fourth day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Four hotline calls
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the fifth day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Five Golden Kilos
Four hotline calls
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the sixth day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Six Instate Tuitions
Five Golden Kilos
Four hotline calls
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the seventh day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Seven Drop Houses Raided
Six Instate Tuitions
Five Golden Kilos
Four hotline calls
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the eighth day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Eight Pruitt’s Protests
Seven Drop Houses Raided
Six Instate Tuitions
Five Golden Kilos
Four hotline calls
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the ninth day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Nine unlicensed drivers
Eight Pruitt’s Protests
Seven Drop Houses Raided
Six Instate Tuitions
Five Golden Kilos
Four hotline calls
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the tenth day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Ten border jumpers
Nine unlicensed drivers
Eight Pruitt’s Protests
Seven Drop Houses Raided
Six Instate Tuitions
Five Golden Kilos
Four hotline calls
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the eleventh day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Eleven Si Si Puedes
Ten border jumpers
Nine unlicensed drivers
Eight Pruitt’s Protests
Seven Drop Houses Raided
Six Instate Tuitions
Five Golden Kilos
Four hotline calls
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse

On the Twelfth day in Phoenix, the illegals brought to me…
Twelve illegals deported
Eleven Si Si Puedes
Ten border jumpers
Nine unlicensed drivers
Eight Pruitt’s Protests
Seven Drop Houses Raided
Six Instate Tuitions
Five Golden Kilos
Four hotline calls
Three Fighting Cocks
Two Days in the ER
And a visit from the Sheriff’s Posse
 

Doc

Trust me, I'm The Doctor.
V.I.P.
Why do they sneak in illegally when it's not that hard to become a citizen in the first place?
 

SenatorB

J.S.P.S
Thirteen guys sitting on the corner hoping someone will pick them up for day-labor.

Awww, doesn't fit with the song though...
 

Teorropy

Registered User
Well, they don't want to be citizens, they don't want to have to pay taxes. Most of them work here then go back because it is a lot cheaper to live in Mexico then here. Not as good.
 

SenatorB

J.S.P.S
Well, they don't want to be citizens, they don't want to have to pay taxes. Most of them work here then go back because it is a lot cheaper to live in Mexico then here. Not as good.
And even for the ones who do, I hear the citizenship process is a huge ordeal, not that easy at all.
 

Teorropy

Registered User
Yeah, I hate it when I am trying to help some spanics, and the peopl send up their 2 year old for to do their dirty work.
 

Teorropy

Registered User
Yeah, I hate it when I am trying to help some spanics, and the peopl send up their 2 year old for to do their dirty work.
 
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