100 reason why anime is better than real life

Discussion in 'Anime' started by Swiftstrike, Dec 4, 2006.

  1. Swiftstrike

    Swiftstrike Registered Member

    The following list is to be comprised of 100 reasons why anime is cooler/better than real life. Basically things that in general hold true in anime but not in the real world.

    No repeats, no double posts, and only one item per reply. Post the count next to your reply.

    Ill kick it off.

    1) The nerdiest guy has at least 3 hot girls after him at the same time.
     

  2. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    2) You can fire massive fucking guns without so much as blinking
     
  3. Malificus

    Malificus Likes snow

    3) Guys can get any girl they want if they try.
     
  4. Swiftstrike

    Swiftstrike Registered Member

    4) Your Sword can be 2x times bigger than your body but is still as light as a feather.
     
  5. Malificus

    Malificus Likes snow

    4a) And even if it isn't increadibly light, you'll still be able to swing it as easily as a dagger.

    5) Any decent swordsman can deflect bullets.
     
  6. Swiftstrike

    Swiftstrike Registered Member

    6) Hair Styles defy the laws of physics
     
  7. Kos4Evr

    Kos4Evr Registered Member

    6a) That applies to breasts as well.

    7) A sword is always better than a gun.
     
  8. Henskie

    Henskie The Super Pimp of GF

    8) women are always hot

    9) People who are losers can ACTUALLY become heroes
     
  9. Malificus

    Malificus Likes snow

    10) Fighting actually solves problems.
     
  10. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    11) A giant robot is always conviently waiting 100 feet away from you at all times for whenever you need it.
     

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