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Movies 100 Greatest Movie Insults

Impact

Well-Known Member
V.I.P.
I'm sure we all have our favourite movie insults. One of my favourites is Bliss' profile video. "Why don't you take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE".

Also, the clip from In Bruges. Spoilered for excessive C word usage because I know so many of you find it offensive.
"You're a cunt. You're a cunt now. You've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's gonna change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids"
I think I love that one because of the accent, and I love the word. It's like the perfect insult. Actually, most insults in british, irish and scottish accents are more funny for me.

And here's the top 100 movie insults, apparently:
YouTube - The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time
YouTube - The Other 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

So, what are your favourites?
 

fractal

Eye see what you did ther
How tall are you? 5 ft. 9. 5 ft. 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

You cock juggling thundercunt.
 

HalfEatenSurprise

Registered Member
Ricky Roma's (Al Pacino) rant at his boss Williamson (Kevin Spacey) for blowing a deal for him, and losing him a lot of money. It's priceless, and comes at a perfect time in the film, because by then you know what a sleazy, slimy fucker Spacey's character is.

From of course, the great film, that lives just off of dialogue - Written by the fabulous David Mamet - It's Glengarry Glen Ross -

"You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. I'm going to Mitch and Murray, I'm going to Lemkin. - I don't care who you are, who you know, who's dick you're sucking on..."

And so on... He rips the shit out of this guy, in the inimitably strong, loud and croaky way that only Pacino could deliver. It's a priceless moment. Especially from Spacey's point of view, who stands there looking like a completely embarrassed wanker. It's cool.
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
I have the perfect scene for this thread. Jim Carrey in Liar Liar when he roasts everyone lol...

Miranda
: Well, what do you think of him?
Fletcher: He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
[a moment passes and Mr. Allen starts laughing. The other board members follow his lead and start laughing also]
Mr. Allen: That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard. You're a real card, Reede. I love a good roast! Do Simmons!
Fletcher: Simmons is old! He should've been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife! You've met her at the Christmas parties. She's the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard! And you, Tom, you're the biggest brownnose I've ever seen! You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins!
Mr. Allen: [roaring with laughter] Priceless!
[Fletcher continues with every member]
Fletcher: You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lime. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate!
[to Miranda]
Fletcher: *Ssssssssssslut*!
Mr. Allen: I like your style, Reede! That's just what this stuffy company needs - a little irreverence!
Fletcher: Good! I'll see you later, dick-head!


And who could forget Tommy from Goodfellas:

"You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?"
"Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head."
 
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