10 signs that you're a douchebag...

LifeinthePond

Mark ov teh Pond
#4
You know, I dissed myself just last night about this...

I said, "Wow, with this open shirt and rolled sleeves, aviators, and PRE-RIPPED, faded jeans I look like a total fucking douche."

The bad part being the jeans, a real man needs to work that all in, in time. Except they were on sale for $10, and sales are sales. Even if one needs to become the douche.