08 Race Political Humor

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Godfearingsecular

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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out
that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she's in the middle of her
first run for president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to
her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts
screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on
right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this!
I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your
fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?" *

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice.

In a barely audible whisper, he says,

"Who is this?"
 
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blenderboy55

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#2
Lol, that's a pretty good joke. Unfortunately, it is a little too overdone. I don't like Clinton, but you can only make so many jokes about promiscuity.